Jamie Oliver

Did you see it? What was all that about? I could only manage 20 mins of Jamie Saved Our Bacon before I had to switch it off.

It was like some sort of grotesque mixture of a Graham Norton, Kilroy & Market Kitchen.

I kept waiting for Davina McCall or Ant & Dec to walk out.

"It's up to you the viewers at home, which pig shall we kill next? Find out after the break. And remember your votes really do count."

"Meanwhile Jamie and Hugh fly to Gaza to sort out the Middle East problem."