Headline Of The Day?

From the BBC - "UK recession likely, says Brown" - Britain's economic downturn is likely to cause a recession, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has warned.

Well I don't know about you but that's a shock to me, the first I've heard of it in fact.

What other pearls of wisdom can we expect next?

"Iceland no safe haven" - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has advised Britons to think twice before putting their money into an Icelandic savings account as he's not convinced they are 100% safe.

"Noah hears rain forecast" - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has heard that Noah has opened a sizable account with Jewsons and is buying wood and nails like there's no tomorrow. Advises Brits to consider moving to higher ground.