He Told Me It Was A Twix Officer

Amazing but true. The FSA have issued a warning that chocolate-flavoured body spreads sold in British sex shops have been found to be tainted with melamine, the chemical that made thousands of babies ill in China, food safety authorities have said.

The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) said melamine had been found in Chinese-made "I Love You" sets, sold at Ann Summers sex shops, containing chocolate and strawberry body pens and chocolate-flavoured penis and nipple spreads.

"This is a first. We've never had to put out an alert before on 'willy spread' -- chocolate-flavoured or otherwise," the FSA said on its Web site.

It said the health risk from the affected products was low.

I guess that must depend on how much you consume? Sales turnover in Hull is quite large apparently.

If you have jar at home that you are concerned about (or you don't believe me) check out the FSA's waring here: Creme Eggs Ma'am?