Early call on Chicago

Corn futures are expected to open 1 to 3 lower; soybeans 5 higher to 1 1/2 lower; wheat 3 to 4 lower. Grain and oilseed futures eased again in overnight trade. There is not much new information to trade on at this time. Look for volatile trading action to continue.

Who writes this stuff? Why can't we have "soybean futures are set to go off like a ballistic missile this afternoon" or "wheat is about as popular as Pol Pot" eh?